Think twice if…
- Content warnings: sexual harassment, sex work, animal death, cheating, alcohol use, violence, death, sexual content, bullying, classism, murder, cult themes, war, torture, injury detail, blood, vomiting / emesis, religious bigotry.

by Alexandra Rowland
It's the rare high-seas fantasy where sex jokes, political bite, and tender queer mess all manage to share the same deck. The plot keeps escalating from stolen state secret to sea-serpent season to pirate baking politics, and somehow the feelings sneak up while everyone is yelling.
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